We've all seen the range of bodices from the demure to the utterly prurient, but did you know that there is a system of levels to track what level bodice you're wearing??? OK, so some friends and I made UP this system, but now it's out there. It's meant in good fun, so enjoy!

Level 1: Shows a hint of cleavage, very tasteful.

Hi, my name is _____ and this my boobage."

Level 2: A healthy amount of cleavage, but still decent.

"Hi! This is my boobage, my name is _____."

Level 3: Boobs thrust all the way up, you can rest your plate on those puppies. Eyes regularly bug out at the presence of this level. Occasionally a bit of nipple will be visible, but is quickly covered up.

"This is my boobage, who needs a name?"

Level 4: Not for the faint of heart...no holds barred. You are amazed and stunned.

(said by the onlooker) "BOOBAGE!!!"

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